I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
porn star boner night. come get it.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
my god I love twenty year old dicks
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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