doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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