Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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