Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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