My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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