Non-Jews are for practice
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
My life is pants optional.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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