can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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