oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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