I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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