Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
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