barbara walters just said penis...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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