where does the pee come out of this thing
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
