Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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