My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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