I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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