We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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