I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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