you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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