there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
