Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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