sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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