3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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