i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
