So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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