We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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