did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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