Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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