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Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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