i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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