I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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