the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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