So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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