I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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