is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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