Heybabeimwearingurpanties
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Randomize
