How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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