i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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