OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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