Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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