Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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