You made me cry and you don't even care
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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