Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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