I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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