My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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