he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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