i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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