Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just threw up on my dentist
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
