please come you make the beer taste better
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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