I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
As shirtless as possible
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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