theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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