i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I need water and some morals
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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